What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Why are breasts attractive?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”